"What form of treachery are you planning now?"
"A rather more effective form than your own, I hope."
Andred and the Doctor, in "The Invasion of Time"
<looks at his palm> "I know this TARDIS like the back of my hand." <Leela turns the Doctor's hand over>
The Doctor, in "The Invasion of Time"
Why don't you stabilize your pedestrian infrastructure, President?
Borusa, in "The Invasion of Time"
There is no point in further discussion. Discussion is for the wise and the helpless, and I am neither.
Leela, in "The Invasion of Time"
Maybe I am getting too young for this sort of thing.
The Doctor, in "The Invasion of Time"
One grows tired of jelly babies, Castellan. One grows tired of almost everything, Castellan, except power.
The Doctor, in "The Invasion of Time"
"But you have access to the greatest source of knowledge in the universe."
"Well, I do talk to myself sometimes, yes."
"I mean the Matrix."
Andred and the Doctor, in "The Invasion of Time"
"Where will he go now?"
"Somewhere else."
Borusa and Leela bid farewell to the Doctor, in "The Invasion of Time"
"You mean nothing will happen to me?"
"Nothing at all. Ever."
The Doctor and the White Guardian, in "The Ribos Operation"
"My name is Romanadvoratrelundar."
"I'm so sorry about that. Is there anything we can do?"
Romana and the Doctor, in "The Ribos Operation"
It's funny, but you know, before I met you, I was actually willing to be impressed.
Romana to the Doctor, in "The Ribos Operation"
"But he had such an honest face."
"Romana, you can't be a successful criminal with a dishonest face."
Romana and the Doctor, in "The Ribos Operation"
"You don't think that's wrong, do you?"
"Wrong? It's an economic miracle. Of course it's wrong."
Kimus and the Doctor, in "The Pirate Planet"
I'll never be cruel to an electron in a particle accelerator again.
The Doctor, in "The Pirate Planet"
He's the one you should be talking to, or rather listening to, if you have the stamina.
Romana describes the Doctor, in "The Pirate Planet"
Doctor, beware; your manner appeals only to the homicidal side of my nature.
The Captain, in "The Pirate Planet"
"I just put 1.795372 and 2.204628 together."
"And what does that mean?"
"Four!"
The Doctor and Romana, in "The Pirate Planet"
What do you want? You don't want to take over the universe, do you? No... you wouldn't know what to do with it, beyond shout at it.
The Doctor, in "The Pirate Planet"
The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
The Doctor, in "The Pirate Planet"
My biorhythms must be at an all-time low.
The Doctor, in "The Pirate Planet"
"A plank?"
"The theory is very simple. You walk along it, at the end you fall off. Drop one thousand feet. Dead."
The Doctor and the Captain, in "The Pirate Planet"
"All guards, alert: someone is using a counterjamming frequency projector. Find it and destroy it immediately."
"I don't suppose any of the guards know what a counterjamming frequency projector looks like."
"Destroy everything!"
The Captain and Mr Fibuli, in "The Pirate Planet"
"I warn you, Doctor; he doesn't like scientists."
"Well, very few people do, in my experience."
Professor Rumford and the Doctor, in "The Stones of Blood"
"I still don't understand about hyperspace."
"Well, who does?"
"I do!"
"Oh, shut up, K9!"
Professor Rumford, the Doctor, and K9 in "The Stones of Blood"
Gosh, that takes me back. Or forward. That's the trouble with time travel; you can never remember.
The Doctor, in "The Androids of Tara"
"What's that? Is it yours?"
"My favorite charger. Strong as a tree and swift as the wind."
"Well, how does it go? What makes it work?"
"Good heavens, I don't know, my dear."
"You don't?"
"I'm a knight, not a farrier."
Romana and Count Grendel, in "The Androids of Tara"
Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire.
The Doctor, in "The Androids of Tara"
"A swordsman does not fear death if he dies with honour."
"Then he's an idiot."
Farrah and the Doctor, in "The Androids of Tara"
"Would you let a small band of semi-savages stand in the way of progress?"
"Well, progress is a very flexible word. It can mean just about anything you want it to mean."
Fenner and the Doctor, in "The Power of Kroll"
"Oh, it's a sort of Holy Writ?"
"It's atrociously writ."
Romana and the Doctor, in "The Power of Kroll"
"Why do you always assume the worst?"
"Because it usually happens."
The Doctor and Romana, in "The Armageddon Factor"
"Where's your joy in life? Where's your optimism?"
"It opted out."
The Doctor and Romana, in "The Armageddon Factor"
"Optimism: belief that everything will work out well. Irrational, bordering on insane."
"Oh, do shut up, K9."
K9 and the Doctor, in "The Armageddon Factor"
I'll explain it to you another time, when I've got about two weeks to spare.
Romana, in "The Armageddon Factor"
Your silliness is noted. Drive systems regenerating...
K9, in "The Armageddon Factor"
It is not power that we seek, but destruction that we glory in.
The Shadow, in "The Armageddon Factor"
Did you ever get to Troy, Drax? A little place in Asia Minor...
The Doctor, in "The Armageddon Factor"
Is that all you can say? She was a living being, and now what is she? A component!
Romana, in "The Armageddon Factor"
"Remember me to Gallifrey."
"Bye-bye, Drax..."
Drax and the Doctor, in "The Armageddon Factor"
We have the power to do anything we like. Absolute power over every particle in the universe. Everything that has ever existed or ever will exist, as from this moment. Are you listening to me, Romana? Because if you're not listening, I can make you listen. Because I can do anything. As from this moment there is no such thing as free will in the entire universe -- there is only my will, because I possess the Key to Time.
The Doctor, in "The Armageddon Factor"
"Hence, this new device. It's called a randomizer, and it's fitted to the guidance systems and operates under a very complex scientific principle called pot luck. No one knows where we're going, not even the Black Guardian."
"Not even us."
The Doctor and Romana, in "The Armageddon Factor"
How can a robot catch laryngitis? I mean, what do you need it for?
The Doctor, in "Destiny of the Daleks"
Ooh, look; rocks!
The Doctor, in "Destiny of the Daleks"
Who was it said the living are just the dead on holiday?
The Doctor, in "Destiny of the Daleks"
"Judging by design and size, I'd say it had intergalactic range and time-rip capability."
"Well, without reference to my Jane's Spacecraft of the Universe I wouldn't dispute that."
Romana and the Doctor, in "Destiny of the Daleks"
"They taught me at school how to stop my hearts."
"Hearts? How many have you got?"
"One for casual, one for best."
Romana and Tyson, in "Destiny of the Daleks"
"I have failed!"
"What's it like?"
Davros and the Doctor, in "Destiny of the Daleks"
"There we are: the Louvre. One of the greatest art galleries in the whole galaxy."
"Nonsense; what about the Academia Stellaris on Sirius V?"
The Doctor and Romana, in "City of Death"
One of my funny turns? The whole world took a funny turn...
The Doctor, in "City of Death"
"Einstein says that--"
"I'm not paying Einstein, Professor; I'm paying you."
Professor Kerensky and Scaroth, in "City of Death"
I say, what a wonderful butler; he's so violent!
The Doctor, in "City of Death"
Doctor, the more you try to convince me that you're a fool, the more I'm likely to think otherwise.
The Countess, in "City of Death"
"My dear, I don't think he's as stupid as he seems."
"My dear, nobody could be as stupid as he seems."
The Countess and Count discuss the Doctor, in "City of Death"
"You know what I don't understand?"
"I expect so."
Duggan and Romana, in "City of Death"
"If you do that one more time, Duggan, I'm going to take very, very severe measures."
"Yeah, like what?"
"Er... I'm going to ask you not to."
The Doctor and Duggan, in "City of Death"
Duggan, why is it that every time I start to talk to someone, you knock him unconscious?
The Doctor, in "City of Death"
I suppose the best way to find out where you come from is to find out where you're going, and then work backwards.
The Doctor, in "City of Death"
Well, to be fair I did have a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind.
The Doctor, in "The Creature From the Pit"
Stupid expression, "stands to reason". Why isn't it "lie down to reason"? -- much easier to reason lying down...
The Doctor, in "The Creature From the Pit"
I suppose you could say "the yoke's on him", if you were the sort of person who said that sort of thing, which fortunately I'm not.
The Doctor, in "The Creature From the Pit"
"Oh, you shouldn't be worried; Time Lords have 90 lives."
"How many have you got through?
"About 130."
The Doctor and Romana, in "The Creature From the Pit"
She's tipped the ambassador into a pit and threw astrologers at him.
The Doctor, in "The Creature From the Pit"
"I don't think we should interfere."
"Interfere? Of course we should interfere! Always do what you're best at, that's what I say."
Romana and the Doctor, in "Nightmare of Eden"
"I like doing the impossible."
"If it's possible to get in to the situation, theoretically it should be possible to get out of it."
"Oh, you've spoilt it now."
Romana and the Doctor, in "Nightmare of Eden"
"Me? Well, I told you, I'm from Galactic."
"Galactic went out of business twenty years ago."
"I wondered why I hadn't been paid."
"That's not good enough."
"That's what I thought."
The Doctor and Rigg, in "Nightmare of Eden"
[Professor Stein] was my mentor. We worked on this idea together, before he died, of course. Then we stopped.
Tryst, in "Nightmare of Eden"
"First a collision, then a dead navigator, and now a monster running about my ship. It's totally inexplicable."
"Nothing's inexplicable."
"Then explain it."
"... Inexplicable."
Rigg and the Doctor, in "Nightmare of Eden"
"Yes, but who do you work for?"
"Work for? I don't work for anybody; I'm just having fun."
Rigg and the Doctor, in "Nightmare of Eden"
"Your name and date of birth?"
"I'm called the Doctor; date of birth... difficult to remember, sometime quite soon I think."
Fisk and the Doctor, in "Nightmare of Eden"
"I've never met such idiots as those Customs men."
"Idiots? They're worse than idiots, they're bureaucrats..."
Romana and the Doctor, in "Nightmare of Eden"
"What is it?"
"It's a perfectly ordinary electric dog."
Stott and the Doctor meet K9, in "Nightmare of Eden"
"I shall be charging you with gross neglect of duty. The passengers should be your first concern, yet I find you drunkenly looking on as they are attacked and killed. Well?"
"They're only economy class; what's all the fuss about?"
Fisk and Rigg, in "Nightmare of Eden"
Oh, my fingers! My arms! My legs! My everything! Argh...
The Doctor, in "Nightmare of Eden"
"Romana, you've got two minutes, 58 seconds to rebuild this machine."
"What, this? The CET? Are you joking?"
"Do I look as if I'm joking? Well?"
"I'll need a screwdriver."
The Doctor and Romana, in "Nightmare of Eden"
"I wonder what it would be like to be crushed into a singularity?"
"Don't stand there wondering; do something!"
The Doctor and Romana, in "The Horns of Nimon"
Have you noticed how people's intellectual curiosity declines sharply the moment they start waving guns about?
The Doctor, in "The Horns of Nimon"
"Brilliant! I wish I'd thought of that!"
"Oh, you will, Doctor, you will."
The Doctor and Romana, in "The Horns of Nimon"
You know, K9, sometimes I think I'm wasted, just rushing around the universe saving planets from destruction. With a talent like mine, I might have been a great slow bowler.
The Doctor, in "The Horns of Nimon"
"Sounds like an insecure personality to me."
"He lives in the power complex."
"That fits."
Romana and Seth, in "The Horns of Nimon"