Acquired characteristics are inherited in technology and culture. Lamarckian evolution is rapid and accumulative. It explains the cardinal difference between our past, purely biological mode of change, and our current, maddening acceleration toward something new and liberating -- or toward the abyss.

Stephen Jay Gould

"Shades of Lamarck", in The Panda's Thumb

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you.

Voltaire

My deeply held belief is that if a god of anything like the traditional sort exists, our curiosity and intelligence is provided by such a God. We would be unappreciative of that gift ... if we suppressed our passion to explore the universe and ourselves.

Carl Sagan

"After all, did not Our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment?"

"No."

Blackadder III: "Duel and Duality"

Today's pop counterculture, especially among the young, is an awesome mix of maximum mindlessness, minimum historical awareness, and a pathetic yearning for (to quote Chico Marx) strawberry shortcut. To hell with established religions, with science, with philosophy, with economics and politics, with the liberal arts -- with anything that demands time and effort.

Martin Gardner

Let's see ... If I were meta-agnostic, I'd be confused over whether I'm agnostic or not -- but I'm not quite sure if I feel that way; hence I must be meta-meta-agnostic (I guess). Oh, well.

Douglas R. Hofstadter

Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid

If you can do an experiment in one day, then in 10 days you can test 10 ideas, and maybe one of the 10 will be right. Then you've got it made.

Solomon H. Snyder

A hundred astronomers have left parts of their souls and their hopes in drawings showing the surface of Mars. A score of men have left their stamp in the major theories about life on the strange planet fourth from the sun. The names of ten thousand technicians and scientists rest now on a plaque standing a few feet above the soil of Mars, attached to a spacecraft sent there in 1976. Fifty writers have tried their pen out on Mars and things Martian; sixty movie directors have tried to grasp the magic and mystery... I would like to show you how to fall in love with a planet.

Robert M. Powers

If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.

John A. Wheeler

If I can't picture it, I can't understand it.

Albert Einstein

You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of them are even dumber than that.

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, confusing the average and the median.

You're bound to be unhappy if you optimize everything.

Donald E. Knuth

Said while answering questions after a lecture at Concordia University, Montreal

Time itself flows on with constant motion, just like a river: for no more than a river can the fleeting hour stand still. As wave is driven on by wave, and, itself pursued, pursues the one before, so the moments of time at once flee and follow, and are ever new.

Ovid

The Metamorphoses

To be pleased with one's limits is a wretched state.

Goethe

Underachiever -- and proud of it, man!

The Simpsons

"You are all a lost generation," Gertrude Stein said to Hemingway. We weren't lost. We knew where we were, all right, but we wouldn't go home.

James Thurber

Men and governments must act to the best of their ability. There is no such thing as absolute certainty but there is assurance sufficient for the purposes of human life.

John Stuart Mill

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.

Will Rogers

This example illustrates the differences in the effects which may be produced by research in pure or applied science. A research on the lines of applied science would doubtless have led to improvement and development of the older methods -- the research in pure science has given us an entirely new and much more powerful method. In fact, research in applied science leads to reforms, research in pure science leads to revolutions, and revolutions, whether political or industrial, are exceedingly profitable things if you are on the winning side.

J.J. Thomson

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.

David Russell

In business school classrooms they construct wonderful models of a nonworld.

Peter Drucker

If introductory physics were taught the way that introductory computer science seems to be taught, students would not see equational statements of Newton's Laws until their first semester of graduate school.

Jerry Kuch

People who can't get laid watch Star Trek and eat Twinkies!

Harlan Ellison

If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of everyone, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it... He who receives an idea from me, receives instructions himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. That ideas should be spread from one to another over the globe, for the moral and mutual instruction of man, and improvement of his condition, seems to have been peculiarly and benevolently designed by nature...

Thomas Jefferson

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge.

Enrico Fermi

Marriage has many pains but celibacy has no pleasures.

Samuel Johnson

I do not feel obliged to believe that that same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.

Galileo Galilei

The farce is finished. I go to seek a vast perhaps.

François Rabelais

Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.

Niels Bohr

If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world.

Francis Bacon

"Of Goodness and Goodness of Nature"

The chess-board is the world; the pieces are the phenomena of the universe; the rules of the games are what we call the laws of Nature. The player on the other side is hidden from us. We know that his play is always fair, just, and patient. But also we know, to our cost, that he never overlooks a mistake, or makes the smallest allowance for ignorance.

T.H. Huxley

With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.

Friedrich Von Schiller

Nature is beneficent. I praise her and all her works. She is silent and wise. She is cunning, but for good ends. She has brought me here and will also lead me away. She may scold me, but she will not hate her work. I trust her.

Goethe

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.

B.F. Skinner

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practise either of them.

Mark Twain

Physics is, hopefully, simple. Physicists are not.

Edward Teller

We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on.

Richard P. Feynman

What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

J. Danforth Quayle

Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.

Desiderius Erasmus

If [in a rain forest] the traveler notices a particular species and wishes to find more like it, he must often turn his eyes in vain in every direction. Trees of varied forms, dimensions, and colors are around him, but he rarely sees any of them repeated. Time after time he goes towards a tree which looks like the one he seeks, but a closer examination proves it to be distinct.

Alfred Russel Wallace

Rule Number 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule Number 2 is, it's all small stuff.

Robert Eliot

This person called up and said, "You've got to come and take this seminar. It will completely change your life in just one weekend." And I said, "Well, I don't want to completely change my life this weekend. I've got a lot of things to do on Monday."

Rick Fields

A machine is as distinctively and brilliantly and expressively human as a violin sonata or a theorem in Euclid.

Gregory Vlastos

I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws.

S.J. Perelman

"Captain Future, Block That Kick!"

God looks after the stupid, the drunk, and the United States.

Anonymous

... Sir Isaac Newton... is in every Englishman's wallet... he's on the English one-pound note. I always carry one on me for good luck. A man who discovered gravity and thus successfully secured our feet on the ground is a good companion.

Peter Greenaway

The Belly of an Architect

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

James Thurber

I once asked a Christmas Eve group of children if they believed in Santa Claus. The very smallest ones answered without hesitation, "Why, of course!" The older ones shook their heads. The little girls smiled but said nothing. One future scientist asserted boldly "I know who it is"; and a little make-strong with his eye on gain said: "I believe in it all; I can believe in anything." That boy, I realized, would one day be a bishop.

Stephen Leacock


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